John Breslin Auditorium
A relatively non-descript religious college auditorium made notable by the decrepit and scary caged elevator behind the stage that must be used for load-in. Also notable for the unevenness of the stage. Supposedly the building was build on top of landfill on the banks of the Saddle River, but the building is settling and has had flooding problems in the past. Nature will not be defied, even by the church.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. (E. B. White)