John Breslin Auditorium
A relatively non-descript religious college auditorium made notable by the decrepit and scary caged elevator behind the stage that must be used for load-in. Also notable for the unevenness of the stage. Supposedly the building was build on top of landfill on the banks of the Saddle River, but the building is settling and has had flooding problems in the past. Nature will not be defied, even by the church.
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life. (Robert Pante, fashion consultant)